What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 07:22
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What is the most gay experience with your dad?
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I Sampled All the Best Mushroom Gummies—Here’s What I Found - WIRED
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Owen Wilson Brings Clever, Funny “Stick” in Under Par - Roger Ebert
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Simulations Show What Really Happens When a Black Hole Devours a Neutron Star - Gizmodo
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
This Is How To Make Your Brain Act 4 Years Younger, According To Science - MindBodyGreen
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance